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Funny Shayari in English

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Jab Baal Katwane Ke Liye Admin Ne Chanda Maang Liya.

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite,
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye…

Mohabat eik baar ho jaye tou bholapan hai,
Duji baar ki jaye tou apnapan hai,
Teeji baar ki jaye tou deewanapan hai,
Agar baar baar ki jaye tou kameenapan hai…

Aaj eik zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj eik sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj eik SMS aur karlo! aaj bas aaj,
kiya pata? Kal Balance ho na ho…

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga,
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga,
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe,
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe,
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame

Hamari dosti ka itna fayda utha te ho,
1msg ker ke 10 free pate ho,
hamare dil per kio zul dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar ka- naye dost banate ho

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi…

koi heraan chala jata he,
koi preshan chala jata he,
ae hussun walon ghur se na niklo,
dekhne walon ka emaan chula jata he…

mujhe sms na karne ki tujhe aisi saja mile,
k tujhe jor se potty lage,
aur kahi bhait ne ki jagha na mile…

Hum chahain aap ko,
Aap chahain kisi aur ko,
Aap jise chahain khudha karay,
Woh chahain kisi aur ko

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya Khushbu teri sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “NAHAYA”

Height of selfishnes Arz kiya hai,
woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye…

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